she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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