Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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