Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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