so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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