You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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