I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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