i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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