oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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