Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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