I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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