What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i now understand why vodka
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
