I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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