that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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