is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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