i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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