Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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