are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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