We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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