How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
