i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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