she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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