Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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