I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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