burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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