I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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