cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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