using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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