So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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