just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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