so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I just gargled with NyQuil
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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