I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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