My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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