Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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