Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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