Its about making memories worth repressing
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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