Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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