Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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