Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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