also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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