David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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