In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm bleeding and have questions
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
