5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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