after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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