Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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