She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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