I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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