I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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