if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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