Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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