I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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