Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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