why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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