You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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