i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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