I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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