His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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