If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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